Driving in Malaysia laid-back Town

5 signs that you are driving in a laidback town / city in Msia.
1 - most cars in a laidback town was sold without a horn. I found this out after observing long stretches of motorist waiting for a retard motorist with a phone who doesnt seem interested to move even though the light has turn green for the past 3 minutes.I got to give the rest of the drivers a medal for their patience.Really

2 - most driver drive at a speed slightly above a cyclist. They are not in any hurry to go any where even though it is in the middle of the day when normal people are supposed to be rushing back to office after lunch.My good friend who has a passion in cycle sport would've shamed most of the motorist here.

3 - motor cyclist has the right to drive in the middle of the road at 20-30mph irregardless of the time of the day and the rest of the world can wait or just park by the road side and have a ciggies for all they care.

4 - motorist and especially motorcyclist don't need to wait when they come out from a small lane into the main driving lane. Too bad for the motorist in the main lane for they would have to either brake or swerve to the right and hope they wont bang into any car

5 - motorist in laidback town love their cars so much that they will immediately brake at the slightest sign of a small hump or bump in front of them. To hell to those following at the back